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Sunday, March 23, 2008
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
How do you decide who to marry? (written by kids)
Got this from Jak...
How do you decide who to marry? (written by kids)
(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
- Alan, age 10
(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
- Kristen, age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
- Camille, age 10
(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
- Derrick, age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MUM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
(1) Both don't want any more kids.
- Lori, age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
- Martin, age 10 (who says boys do not have brains)
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
(1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-Craig, age 9
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
(1) When they're rich.
- Pam, age 7
(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- Curt, age 7 (good point)
(3) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
- Howard, age 8
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
(1) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
(1) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
- Kelvin, age 8
And the #1 Favourite is........
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
(1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
- Ricky, age 10
I hate weather changes...
Yes I really do! 
I mean it's cold for a moment then it's hot all of a sudden, and having asthma doesn't help. I can take weather extremes here but sudden weather is taking my breath away literally. Hope the weather stabilizes soon before I run out of breath.
I mean it's cold for a moment then it's hot all of a sudden, and having asthma doesn't help. I can take weather extremes here but sudden weather is taking my breath away literally. Hope the weather stabilizes soon before I run out of breath.
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
alcohol
I got this from Jak. =)
1. When I'm drunk, I tend to...
- cry, complain a lot, tell really bad jokes (not all at the same time), and when really drunk forget what happened in the past 8 hours after drinking.
2. Shots or beers?
- whatever is available
3. Do you have drinking buddies?
- nope, but just ask around someone's bound to go drinking
4. Do you get Angry?
- fortunately, if I ever did I was really drunk to remember
5. Do you puke?
- yup, woke up next to it
6. After 7 drinks who are you?
- I can't remember
7. Your favorite drink is?
- bailey's based drinks and beer mixed with extra joss, da best yan!
8. Tequila does what to you?
- churry I'm a tequila virgin =D
9. Who do you drink with?
- friends, co-workers
10. Vodka makes you?
- smile a lot
11. Do you smoke when you drink?
- nope
12. Do you pass out?
- I think so.
13. Do you drink girly drinks?
- Yes, when I feel like one.
14. Do you drink alone?
- nope
15. Worst drink you have ever had?
- haven't found one yet
16. Do you play drinking games?
- sometimes
17. Favorite Beer?
- Tsing Tao and Strong Ice
18. Do you sing when you're drunk?
- very often
19. What will you NOT drink?
- pee and sewer water
20. Are you a lightweight when it comes
to drinking?
- more like a featherweight
22. Do you ever drink Bacardi Silver?
- nope
23. Do you like frozen drinks?
- they're actually very good
24. Do you drink liquor straight?
- it depends on the drink
25. Do you ever drink out of the
bottle?
- yup
26. Are you drunk right now?
- with love (with girlfriend right now this is my standard sucking up statement)
27. Do you consume more than 2
alcoholic beverages on daily basis?
- no
28. do you drink a lot of wine?
- no
29. When is the last time you drank?
- can't remember
30. Name someone that will repost this
drinking survey?
- probably someone from the molokai crowd
32. Hot tub/pool naked because of
alcohol?
- Hmm...who am I with?
33. Failed any college courses due to
alcohol alone?
- nope
34. Ever woken up & said "Dude where's
my car?"
- It's more like, "Dude, what did we do last night?"
35. Ever carried someone up & down the
same flight of stairs due to their
drunkness?
- Yup. I have a Master's degree on that.
37. Puked in a friend's car?
- not yet
1. When I'm drunk, I tend to...
- cry, complain a lot, tell really bad jokes (not all at the same time), and when really drunk forget what happened in the past 8 hours after drinking.
2. Shots or beers?
- whatever is available
3. Do you have drinking buddies?
- nope, but just ask around someone's bound to go drinking
4. Do you get Angry?
- fortunately, if I ever did I was really drunk to remember
5. Do you puke?
- yup, woke up next to it
6. After 7 drinks who are you?
- I can't remember
7. Your favorite drink is?
- bailey's based drinks and beer mixed with extra joss, da best yan!
8. Tequila does what to you?
- churry I'm a tequila virgin =D
9. Who do you drink with?
- friends, co-workers
10. Vodka makes you?
- smile a lot
11. Do you smoke when you drink?
- nope
12. Do you pass out?
- I think so.
13. Do you drink girly drinks?
- Yes, when I feel like one.
14. Do you drink alone?
- nope
15. Worst drink you have ever had?
- haven't found one yet
16. Do you play drinking games?
- sometimes
17. Favorite Beer?
- Tsing Tao and Strong Ice
18. Do you sing when you're drunk?
- very often
19. What will you NOT drink?
- pee and sewer water
20. Are you a lightweight when it comes
to drinking?
- more like a featherweight
22. Do you ever drink Bacardi Silver?
- nope
23. Do you like frozen drinks?
- they're actually very good
24. Do you drink liquor straight?
- it depends on the drink
25. Do you ever drink out of the
bottle?
- yup
26. Are you drunk right now?
- with love (with girlfriend right now this is my standard sucking up statement)
27. Do you consume more than 2
alcoholic beverages on daily basis?
- no
28. do you drink a lot of wine?
- no
29. When is the last time you drank?
- can't remember
30. Name someone that will repost this
drinking survey?
- probably someone from the molokai crowd
32. Hot tub/pool naked because of
alcohol?
- Hmm...who am I with?
33. Failed any college courses due to
alcohol alone?
- nope
34. Ever woken up & said "Dude where's
my car?"
- It's more like, "Dude, what did we do last night?"
35. Ever carried someone up & down the
same flight of stairs due to their
drunkness?
- Yup. I have a Master's degree on that.
37. Puked in a friend's car?
- not yet
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