FACTS ABOUT LOVE

My sister gave me this list, no idea why but it is really funny and true.

1.If you meet a woman, and you like her, then she...
-has a boyfriend
-is a lesbian
-has many friends she prefers to you
-doesn't notice you're there

2.If a girl likes you, then you won't know before she has lost her interestin you and it is impossible to get her back.

3.If you meet a girl who likes you, and you like her, and she doesn't have aboyfriend, then she will have one within the week, and it isn't you.

4.The only way to win a girl is to take her love for granted (if you keepquestioning it, she'll get tired of you).

5.If you take love for granted, everything will just go to hell.

6.If you don't have a girlfriend, there's always someone to remind you about it.

7.If you know a girl, date her, etc. etc. and in the end tell her that youlove her, you won't hear from her again for the rest of your life.

8.About who picks you up:
-If you're heterosexual, then homosexuals will try to pick you up.
-If you're homosexual, then heterosexuals will try to pick you up.
-If you're bi-sexual, then noone will try to pick you up.

9.If you have a friend who knows a girl who is desperately looking for a boy,he'll splice her with someone else.

10.About finding love:
-If you hope that you have found love, you'll get very disappointed.
-If you think that you have found love, you're wrong.
-If you know that you have found love, you have been misinformed.
-If you have found love, you won't know about it before it is lost.

11.There's always someone who is happy for his/her entire life, and it isn'tyou.

12.If you both love something, she'll hate it next week.

13.About winning/losing:
-If you don't have anything to lose, you won't win.
-If you have something to lose, you'll lose it.
-If you don't have anything to win, you'll win so that you can losemore.

14.If she's having a good time, it's not because of you.

15.About dating:
-If she didn't say anything, she'll bring her boyfriend she never toldyou about.
-If she arrives with her girlfriend, it's because she wants some kind ofprotection, not to put the two of you together.
-If she comes alone, it's because she looks at you as a friend, andthere isn't a chance in the world you'll ever be more