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Never have sex with a stranger unless you are stranger than them.

The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator

Just to make everyone smile!!!

Insecurities

Some people just suprise me with their insecurities. Now, I'm a person who has lots of insecurities in life so that makes me tolerant of others, but this one defys all explanation. First I haven't seen or talk to his wife for months now, no contact whats so ever. So no reason for him to text me or insult me.

Honestly, I really am becoming irritated. I have a life now and I'm trying to stay away from any problems. I have enough of my own, and I'm not gonna pick up a rock and hit myself in the head, that's just plain stupid. And for crying out loud!!! you her married already!!! I will not stoop to your level.

I just needed to get that out. Don't want ruin my day.

Remember

Remember
by Christina Georgina Rossetti

Remember me when I am gone away,
Gone far away into the silent land;
When you can no more hold me by the hand,
Nor I half turn to go yet turning stay.
Remember me when no more day by day
You tell me of our future that you plann'd:
Only remember me; you understand
It will be late to counsel then or pray.
Yet if you should forget me for a while
And afterwards remember, do not grieve:
For if the darkness and corruption leave
A vestige of the thoughts that once I had,
Better by far you should forget and smile
Than that you should remember and be sad.

Lanie a friend of Dionne recommended this poem. I really like it. Thanks!!!

It Lives!!!

Far Away - Nickelback

This time, This place
Misused, Mistakes
Too long, Too late
Who was I to make you wait
Just one chance
Just one breath
Just in case there's just one left
'Cause you know,
you know, you know


That I love you
I've loved you all along
And I miss you
Been far away for far too long
I keep dreaming you'll be with me
and you'll never go
Stop breathing if
I don't see you anymore


On my knees, I'll ask
Last chance for one last dance
'Cause with you, I'd withstand
All of hell to hold your hand
I'd give it all
I'd give for us
Give anything but I won't give up
'Cause you know,
you know, you know


That I love you
I've loved you all along
And I miss you
Been far away for far too long
I keep dreaming you'll be with me
and you'll never go
Stop breathing if
I don't see you anymore


So far away
(So far away)
Been far away for far too long
So far away
(So far away)
Been far away for far too long
But you know, you know, you know

I wanted
I wanted you to stay
'Cause I needed
I need to hear you say
That I love you
I have loved you all along
And I forgive you
For being away for far too long
So keep breathing
'Cause I'm not leaving you any more
Believe it
Hold on to me and never let me go
Keep breathing, 'cause i'm not leaving you any more
Believe it
Hold on to me and never let me go
Keep breathing
Hold on to me and never let me go
Keep breathing
Hold on to me and never let me go

Congratulations!!!

Randy finally propose to Kat. He's finally getting married, well the long wait was worth it.
Congratulations to both of you !!!

Summer Headache

ANG SAKIT NG ULO KO!!! It's been days now since I have this headache. Tried everything to get rid of it but it seems to come back after an hour or so. I've been sleeping most of the day. Maybe its just the heat that giving me this headache. Been taking a bath more often than I use too. Summer na nga talaga. Sobrang init talaga.

I'M GOING TO BE RICH!!!

Your Birthdate: October 8

Watch out Donald Trump! You've got a head for business and money. You'll make it rich some day, even if you haven't figured out how yet. A supreme individualist, you shouldn't get stuck in a corporate job. Instead, make your own way - so that you can be the boss. Your strength: Your undying determination Your weakness: You require an opulent lifestyle Your power color: Plum Your power symbol: Dollar sign Your power month: August

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Now if i can find a way to make this true.

YIDDISH PROVERBS

Some proverbs to live by, thanks to the Jews.


-Two at the feast of the chicken: me and the chicken.

-A man should live if only to satisfy his curiosity.

-A fool is his own informer.

-Better a steady dime than a rare dollar

-A heavy purse makes a light heart.

-A dead man is mourned seven days, a fool his life time.

-Your health comes first-you can always hang yourself later.

-One good deed has many claimants.

-Tell an ass by his long ears, a fool by his long tongue.

-“Thou hast chosen us from among the nations”-why did You have to pick on the Jews?

-When a fool holds his tongue, he too is thought clever.

-When a poor man gets to eat chicken, one of then is sick.

-“Rejoice not at thy enemies fall”-but don’t pick him either.

-When a mother calls her child “bastard”, you can take her word for it.

-With luck, even your ox will calve.

-The girl who can’t dance says the band can’t play.

-If things don’t get better, depend on it, they will get worse.

-If God so wills it, even a broom can shoot.

-With money on your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome and you sing well, too.

-Three things grow overnight: profits, rent, and girls.

-Truth rests with God alone, and a little with me.

-He is wondering if a flea has a navel.

-It is easier to spot faults in others than virtues in oneself.

-Rather die in hunger; I’d sooner eat a roast.

-A rich miser and a fat goat are of no use until they are dead.

-God loves the poor and helps the rich.

-O Lord, give me a good excuse!

-God will provide-if only God will provide until He provides.

-Treat me like a rabbi and watch me like a thief.

-If I dealt in candles, the sun wouldn’t set.

-Spare us what we can learn to endure.

-“For dust thou art, and unto dust shall thou return”-betwixt and between, a little drink wouldn’t hurt.

-Dying while young is a boon in old age.

-No man suffers for another sins-he has enough of his own.

-They are madly in love, he with himself, she with herself.

-Ever since dying came into fashion, life hasn’t been safe.

In a Past Life...

You Were: A Redhead Jester. Where You Lived: New Zealand. How You Died: The Plague.

Who Were You In a Past Life?

Your Values Profile

Loyalty: You don't really value loyalty. In your opinion, friendship should be earned. If you don't agree with someone, it doesn't matter how close you are. You'll let them (and everyone else know) exactly what you think. Honesty: You don't really value honesty. You do value getting your way, no matter what. And if a little lying is required to do that, no problem. A few white lies never hurt anyone (at least, that's what you tell yourself!) Generosity: You value generosity a fair amount. You are all about giving, as long as there's some give and take. Supportive and kind, you don't mind helping out a friend in need. But you know when you've given too much. You have no problem saying "no"! Humility: You value humility highly. You have the self-confidence to be happy with who you are. And you don't need to seek praise to make yourself feel better. You're very modest, and you're keep the drama factor low. Tolerance: You value tolerance highly. Not only do you enjoy the company of those very different from you... You do all that you can to seek it out interesting and unique friends. You think there are many truths in life, and you're open to many of them.

The Five Factor Values Test

You Are 50% Weird

Normal enough to know that you're weird... But too damn weird to do anything about it!

How Weird Are You?

Voices

There I did it. I actually posted what I was feeling last night and told her to read it. I thought she knew where my blog is, but she was thinking it was in friendster. I actually ran out credits for my cell phone so I couldn’t text her. So I thought of calling my mom and ask her to give the address, but my mom said she was a little busy and couldn’t give her the message (Note: My mom and her work in the same place). Two minutes later, the phone rang and it was her, my mom actually told her to call me (note to self never ask your mom for help, even how little it is, with a girl). I panic; my mind was screaming “You IDIOT!!! Why did you have to post that in the net and ask her to read it!!!?” then I gave her the address. I jokingly said that maybe after this she may never talk to me ever, but she said she’ll call afterwards and give her reaction.

It’s twelve o’ clock, she’s fast asleep now. I actually called her house to check on her. Maybe she forgot to call back or maybe something else. I can actually hear the voices in my head singing with Awie’s voice “TANGAAAAAAAAA!!!”

Johari's Window

Brings back a lot of memories in college. I always wanted to know what people think about me please give some time to answer thanks

http://kevan.org/johari?view=Urim

Still can't make a link here, so just copy paste na lang po. thanks!!!

Confessions

Just finish watching the wedding singer (Yes, it took me all these years to be able find time to watch it.). There were two scenes that really inspired me. The first one, was when Adam Sandler’s friend (forgot the name) said that when you found someone you love, you should never let it go. The second one is the song he sang to Drew Barrymore on the plane.


I Wanna Grow Old with You - Adam Sandler

I wanna make you smile,
Whenever you're sad.
Carry you around when your arthritis is bad.
All I wanna do,
Is grow old with you

I'll get you medicine,
When your tummy aches.
Build you a fire if the furnace breaks.
It would be so nice,
Growin' old with you

I'll miss you, kiss you
Give you my coat when you are cold.
Need you, feed you.
I'll even let you hold the remote control
So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink
Put you to bed when you've had too much to drink
Oh I could be the man,
Who grows old with you

I wanna grow old with you.


I want to be with her, just talking to her makes me forget all of my problems in life. I really don’t know her that much, but everything I learn about her makes me want to know more and I’m enjoying every second of it. This is of course, is all unintentional. I just want to be friends at first. I was just following an advice my friend gave me, which is to get out of my comfort zone and get to other know other people and be friends with them. Who would have thought I would find someone I wanna grow old with.

I know, I found someone I love, but I’m too scared to do something about it. I worry too much of what would happen in the future that it makes me not do anything. I guess, I’m just scared of getting hurt and fear things that I shouldn’t fear in the first place. Now, people might think that it’s just stupid for me to realize these things by just watching a movie, but that’s life. Great things do come from small things.

I really know I have fallen for her. She’s the last thing in my mind at night and the first thing I think about when I wake up. She’s not perfect person, I know, heck she has a lot of short comings, but I love her in spite of all those things. I also did a lot of stupid things, like saying I don’t like people who do this and she ending up being one of them. I guess I’ll end up eating my words.

I know your reading this (I actually asked you to.) coz honestly, I don’t know how to say this to you in person. Every time I try to say the words, it just disappears in my mouth. “Sabi ko sa’yo di ako marunong manligaw eh.” Now, on how this simple reaction to a movie turns into a love confession is a mystery to me. I’m just writing on how I feel, so the train of thought is really random.

KEANNA SPEAKS

SA LAHAT NG MGA NALOLONGKOT...


Keanna (in fury): Sinabi ko bang ipagtanggol mo'ko? Lahat na lang ng
mga housemates kailangang mag-adjust para intindihin ka. Ang hirap
kasi sa'yo napaka-KFC mo........ KSP pala."

Keanna: "Di ko alam na pinag-uusapan ako kasi ba't naman ako nila
paguusapan?di ko naman bertdey"

Keanna: "Andami kong pimples wala kasing moisturizer eh"
Rico: "Ano ?"
Keanna: " Bakukang..andami kong bakukang(pertaining to her
pimples)"
Rico: " Anong bakukang?"
Keanna: "Insekto..(tapos sabay hipo sa mukha niya)"

Keanna" "Buti na lang pinaligo na tayo, akala ko kasi sa Sabado pa
puwedeng maligo. Paano kaya sila matutulog non?"
( now, i dont get this. tayo tapos sila?)

Keanna to Koya: (About not taking bath) Pakiramdam ko po kasi hindi
na ako FRESH.

Keanna: "Rustrum!!"
Roxie: "Rustom hindi Rustrum!"
Keanna: *deadma mode" pakealam mo? mayaman ako sa letter R!

Keanna: (habang nagwawalis) "Hindi ako makatulog na madumi ang bahay
kasi. tapos mahilig pa kayong magkape. gusto ko tuloy kayong paluin"

Keanna: Ang hirap kaya mag-dishwasher

(Keanna ay nagpa-fashion show sa harap ng mga housemates habang nagpo-
pose)
Keanna - "Dapat pala ay mag-pouch ako"
Housemates - "Pout hindi pouch( tapos halakhakan)"
Keanna - "Eh ano yung pouch past tense"

(RULE: Bawal galawin ang furnitures ng wala akong pahintulot)
Keanna: edi bawal pala gamitin yung rocking chair? kasi gagalaw yun

Keanna: "John Prats! John Prats! Kunin mo nga yung chicken."
(hahhahahahh! Full name talaga? )

Keanna: (reading the rule book) si big bra.. brother ang magbibigay
sa inyo ng mga kakailanganing gamit...(thinks)... e bat di natin
makita
ung kamay ni big bradir eh sya pla magbibigay...

ZANJOE: Yung kapatid ko ZANDRO...
KEANNA: Lahat kayo start sa 'S'??

Keanna: "Ay naku wala na pag-asa tayo mag-modern times. Ito pa din
ang toothbrush...Talagang back to BISIKS tayo

Keanna - "Streppers ako" (stripper)


YOU CAN'T JUST STOP LOVING HER FOR BEING NATURAL...

Shared by Awie. Thanks man!!!

When I Am Dead, My Dearest

When I Am Dead, My Dearest
by Christina Georgina Rossetti

When I am dead, my dearest,
Sing no sad songs for me;
Plant thou no roses at my head,
Nor shady cypress tree:
Be the green grass above me
With showers and dewdrops wet;
And if thou wilt, remember,
And if thou wilt, forget.

I shall not see the shadows,
I shall not feel the rain;
I shall not hear the nightingale
Sing on as if in pain:
And dreaming through the twilight
That doth not rise nor set,
Haply I may remember,
And haply may forget.


A very beautiful poem,"sniff".